David Letterman's Top 10 list: Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a friggin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1975 and shows more signs of life than your
co-workers.
And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle:
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1975 and shows more signs of life than your
co-workers.
And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle:
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
